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Similar to a deathrattle, a hoerattle encapsulates the last gasp social media posts of a 35+ year old woman (most often recently divorced) trying oh so hard to remain relevant and seem appealing
Before succumbing to a life of endless cat videos, self-affirming shorts and microwave meals, she experienced a 6 week hoerattle much to the dismay of her associates
Hoerattle by Oryctolagus June 25, 2023
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Similar to a deathrattle, a hoerattle encapsulates the last gasp social media posts of a 35+ year old woman (most often recently divorced) trying oh so hard to remain relevant and seem appealing
Before succumbing to a life of endless cat videos, self-affirming shorts and microwave meals, she experienced a 6 week hoerattle much to the dismay of her associates
hoerattle by Oryctolagus June 25, 2023
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