Skip to main content

Hoe Hours 

A window of time during the day during which it is safest to be a hoe. This is usually 12:00 am - 2:00 am, given the sneaky nature of the action.

During these hours, hoe activity reaches peak traffic. This is the best time to request a hoe.
"It's gonna be hoe hour soon. I better pack an extra pair of undies."

"One day he says he wants to be my boyfriend, the next day he's calling me in the hoe hours of the morning."
Hoe Hours by just like honey February 16, 2020
Hoe Hours mug front
Get the Hoe Hours mug.
See more merch

sad hoe hours 

Any time where a hoe isn’t getting enough attention or love that she needs to continue pursuing her hoe actions.
Last night I experienced some serious sad hoe hours
Related Words