A mad druggo, who's tick debt has more numbers then the chinese population, the only thing a hockley loves more then munging some dirty ket is a few dirty hookers
Mall Rat: hey hockley, can you buy me darts?
Hockley: FUCK OFF YA DIRTY MALL RAT, YEAH THE MALL, PASS US THE SYNTH PIPE YA DOG CUNT
Hockley: FUCK OFF YA DIRTY MALL RAT, YEAH THE MALL, PASS US THE SYNTH PIPE YA DOG CUNT
by wedgieblacksmith July 25, 2017
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by NothingNothingness May 10, 2010
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A group of nerds who are scared to leave hockley ride put bikes and smoke skunk.
These furoshious pussios tend to hunt in packs and never engage in fair fights.
These furoshious pussios tend to hunt in packs and never engage in fair fights.
by Bum fiddler May 18, 2021
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by Hockley chiller crew February 1, 2022
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We're trying to raise money because our friend had a hectic hockley last night and we need to bail him out of prison.
by TheBearandPhil January 21, 2011
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Buke Hockey Principle I: "There is no "I" in team, but there will be team in eye"
Buke Hockey Principle II: "Less me, more we"
Buke Hockey Principle III: "Individually we are one drop, together we are an ocean"
Buke Hockey Principle II: "Less me, more we"
Buke Hockey Principle III: "Individually we are one drop, together we are an ocean"
by Blackhawk Down June 14, 2013
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Man 1. Did your hear about Jim's wife filing for divorce and full custody?
Man 2. Yeah, I heard he killed her because of it!
Man 1. She said she was taking EVERYTHING and he figured oh well it's HOCKEY MASK TIME!
Man 2. I guess he decided HMT was his last resort.
Man 2. Yeah, I heard he killed her because of it!
Man 1. She said she was taking EVERYTHING and he figured oh well it's HOCKEY MASK TIME!
Man 2. I guess he decided HMT was his last resort.
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