hockley 

A mad druggo, who's tick debt has more numbers then the chinese population, the only thing a hockley loves more then munging some dirty ket is a few dirty hookers

Mall Rat: hey hockley, can you buy me darts?
Hockley: FUCK OFF YA DIRTY MALL RAT, YEAH THE MALL, PASS US THE SYNTH PIPE YA DOG CUNT

hockley by wedgieblacksmith July 25, 2017

Hockley Valley 

A hole in the ground in which about 10 people live. There is a reason why this word has not been defined yet.

Guy1: Where you from?
Guy 2:Hockley Valley
Guy1: Oh....*awkward silence.*

Hockley Valley by NothingNothingness May 10, 2010

Hockley massive 

A group of nerds who are scared to leave hockley ride put bikes and smoke skunk.

These furoshious pussios tend to hunt in packs and never engage in fair fights.

Oh fuck it’s the hockley massive

Hockley massive by Bum fiddler May 18, 2021

Hockley massive 

Group of people who blaze skunk and ride pit bikes and drink Stella, and who are very well mannered unlike the scumbags from Southend who will stab you over a fiver

Oh look it’s the hockley massive get the Charlie and the nelsons out

Hockley massive by Hockley chiller crew February 1, 2022

Hectic Hockley 

Getting wild on a whole other level eg. kicking friends, offending everyone, requesting library lock-ins, bookings taxis from Leeds to Portsmouth, walking around Bristol handing out cash, accusing strangers of being in the IRA. Then waking up in the morning with no memory of any of it.

We're trying to raise money because our friend had a hectic hockley last night and we need to bail him out of prison.

Hectic Hockley by TheBearandPhil January 21, 2011

Buke Hockey

Buke Hockey, pronounced Bukkake, is a Team-Building strategy that focuses on increasing Organizational Management and Leadership. Similar to Six Sigma, Buke Hockey is rapidly expanding into Corporate practice around the world and is being introduced at the University level for Business students.

Buke Hockey Principle I: "There is no "I" in team, but there will be team in eye"

Buke Hockey Principle II: "Less me, more we"

Buke Hockey Principle III: "Individually we are one drop, together we are an ocean"

Buke Hockey by Blackhawk Down June 14, 2013

Hockey Mask Time 

When a man finally reaches his breaking point, snaps and kills the female (BabyMama/Girlfriend/Ex-Wife/Wife) he was or is in a relationship with. This is usually the result of Divorce/Family Court issues in which the man has been backed into a corner and has nothing left to lose.

Man 1. Did your hear about Jim's wife filing for divorce and full custody?
Man 2. Yeah, I heard he killed her because of it!
Man 1. She said she was taking EVERYTHING and he figured oh well it's HOCKEY MASK TIME!
Man 2. I guess he decided HMT was his last resort.

Hockey Mask Time by R.P.M June 15, 2019