Oh My God! Did you hear about that hob knocker and what he did in the bathroom last week at school!?
by Madzyy Shaww<3 June 30, 2009
Hob Knocker
12 up, 8 down
A person that enjoys partaking in sexual intercourse that is considered naughty; particularly with people of a "higher rank" in order to achieve another goal.
or
A man that enjoys rubbing his nutsack on random people on the street
12 up, 8 down
A person that enjoys partaking in sexual intercourse that is considered naughty; particularly with people of a "higher rank" in order to achieve another goal.
or
A man that enjoys rubbing his nutsack on random people on the street
you and your mama are a hob knocker
by vont'e1157 March 28, 2009
by sandy assboy March 09, 2009
A person that enjoys partaking in sexual intercourse that is considered naughty; particularly with people of a "higher rank" in order to achieve another goal.
(Girl talking to her friend): You had anal sex with those two famous actors just to become more popular? And you liked it?! You're such a hob knocker!
by UKer_88 February 12, 2009
An old Australian, possibly English word, meaning Party. Generally used by old people and/or people who live in the outback.
by boblmao2 August 01, 2009
A negative, zero social life, loser who knocks other peoples hobbies. Wether they be hunting to football to BMx to D&D, a Hob Knocker will tear down what some people choose to do with their free time, compared to a Hob Knocker who sits on his/her ass in his parents basement looking at pictures and youtube videos of people actually doing shit with their lives.
Regular Guy: I'm going camping this weekend, what about you?
Hob Knocker: *scoffs* Camping??!?! What is this brokeback mountain? So lame.
Regular Women: I'm going to paint a few pictures over summer break!
Hob Knocker: LOL! FAIL! Painting!?!!? You're not making any money on that crap you call painting, so why continue?
Young Kid: I'm going to go BMX riding with my friends!
Hob Knocker: Seriously? What happend when you fall on your ass and crack your head open? YOU COULD DIE! LOL
Young Kid:.....You Hob Knockers have no lives what so ever.
Hob Knocker: *cries on the inside*
Hob Knocker: *scoffs* Camping??!?! What is this brokeback mountain? So lame.
Regular Women: I'm going to paint a few pictures over summer break!
Hob Knocker: LOL! FAIL! Painting!?!!? You're not making any money on that crap you call painting, so why continue?
Young Kid: I'm going to go BMX riding with my friends!
Hob Knocker: Seriously? What happend when you fall on your ass and crack your head open? YOU COULD DIE! LOL
Young Kid:.....You Hob Knockers have no lives what so ever.
Hob Knocker: *cries on the inside*
by Danny Danger July 20, 2010
by jamie love pie! February 09, 2009