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Hitler's Balls 

Hitler killed himself during WWII when Germany was surrounded. When his body was found, it was confirmed he only had one ball. To this day, we still don't know where that one testicle went.
History Teacher: Then after D-Day, when the Allies surrounded Germany, Hitler's body was found in a ditch after he killed himself.

Student: Um, you forgot to mention he was found with only one ball. You know, Hitler's balls.
Hitler's Balls by Seashelp July 25, 2016

Hitler's enlarged ball sack 

one of the many odd creatures of this world, Hitlers enlarged ball sack roams the wild terrain of Germany, striking fear into anyone that see's it. it's daily diet consists of Nazi flags and dead Nazi soldiers. it will attack anyone wearing the colors red and white, often resulting the person to shout "BEGONE THOT" which will drive the ball sack away. be weary of this creature, it roams Germany with balls of steel.
OH SHIT DUDE! ITS HITLER'S ENLARGED BALL SACK! SHOUT BEGONE THOT!

dude, stop acting like Hitler's enlarged ball sack.

Time to take Hitler's enlarged ball sack on a walk today!
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