Hists 

Curled up toes -

If your hands curled up are fists then your feet curled up are Hists.

Hists by uttabull September 4, 2010

Histch

Short for histrionic; anything done to attract attention; can refer either to the attention-seeker or the thing that is attracting attention

1. She is being so histch rn omg
2. His tattoo is so histch

Histch by Sr02 May 27, 2015

Horrible Histories 

A brilliant, historically accurate comedy sketch show on the BBC. The first series of Horrible Histories aired in 2009 and the subsequent seasons in 2010 and 2011. Series 4 is nearing the end of filming and is due to be released sometime in 2012. The cast of Horrible Histories includes Mathew Baynton, Jim Howick, Laurence Rickard, Ben Willbond, Martha Howe-Douglas and Simon Farnaby.

Person 1: Horrible Histories is the best show ever!!

Person 2: Of course it is! Its just AMAZING!! I love Horrible Histories! :D

Person 3: Did you guys just say Horrible Histories? That show is brilliant!

Horrible Histories by Lod. November 8, 2011

Madagascar hissing cockroach 

An evil pest that is kept as a pet by dumbasses that looks disgusting. Cannot cause infestations in cold areas, but tropical climates can have infestations, like FL. Fortunately, those areas outlaw the import of those pests, making the stupid pet roach people upset. Created by satan himself. Feel free to break out the flamethrower when you see one

YouTuber: “Casting Cockroaches + iPhone 7 Plus in Molten Aluminum!”

Dumbasses (probably a TikTok user): “this guy deserves a painful death for killing those poor madagascar hissing cockroaches. Those things are bred to be pets and he bought them to kill them 😢”

Normal person with brain cells: “Cockroaches cannot feel pain or emotions. Kill those bastards!”

Dumbasses: “I am actually crying from that video. I have hissers as pets and I couldn’t watch as he tortured those cute hissers. My hissers can feel pain and emotions, unlike you asshole”

YouTube: “This is animal cruelty. We need to give him a guidelines strike and delete the video!”

What has society become???

Madagascar hissing cockroach by Cockroaches suck balls October 23, 2022

Sexual hisasser 

Someone who makes unwanted or inappropriate sexual advances to a dude

That cougar I work with hit on this guy from the custodial pool, she is a total sexual hisasser

Sexual hisasser by Davedale August 9, 2019

internet historian 

a fine historian of notable events on the internet or relating to internet culture. the events may or may not relate to actual events that happened in relation to the event online.

"have you listened to todd talk about the fall of dashcon?"
"yeah, that guy is a total internet historian"

internet historian by Mr.DoctorSir December 4, 2017

Hisser 

A sneaky female fart.

A woman engaged in conversation at a cocktail party cuts loose with a hisser, i.e., she silently passes gas. She will usually try to affect an air of bored nonchalance but, to deflect possible attention to herself, will often transfix the nearest male with an accusatory glare which implies, 'You pig! How dare you do that in my presence?'

Hisser by USMC2531 July 2, 2009