Hists

Curled up toes -

If your hands curled up are fists then your feet curled up are Hists.

by uttabull September 4, 2010

Histch

Short for histrionic; anything done to attract attention; can refer either to the attention-seeker or the thing that is attracting attention

1. She is being so histch rn omg
2. His tattoo is so histch

by Sr02 May 27, 2015

Horrible Histories

A brilliant, historically accurate comedy sketch show on the BBC. The first series of Horrible Histories aired in 2009 and the subsequent seasons in 2010 and 2011. Series 4 is nearing the end of filming and is due to be released sometime in 2012. The cast of Horrible Histories includes Mathew Baynton, Jim Howick, Laurence Rickard, Ben Willbond, Martha Howe-Douglas and Simon Farnaby.

Person 1: Horrible Histories is the best show ever!!

Person 2: Of course it is! Its just AMAZING!! I love Horrible Histories! :D

Person 3: Did you guys just say Horrible Histories? That show is brilliant!

by Lod. November 8, 2011

Histort

An exclamation of pure, unadulterated joy, commonly used at MIT.

Holy Histort! Check out the asymptote on that mother-function!

by Oliver Wendell Jones December 30, 2016

Madagascar hissing cockroach

An evil pest that is kept as a pet by dumbasses that looks disgusting. Cannot cause infestations in cold areas, but tropical climates can have infestations, like FL. Fortunately, those areas outlaw the import of those pests, making the stupid pet roach people upset. Created by satan himself. Feel free to break out the flamethrower when you see one

YouTuber: “Casting Cockroaches + iPhone 7 Plus in Molten Aluminum!”

Dumbasses (probably a TikTok user): “this guy deserves a painful death for killing those poor madagascar hissing cockroaches. Those things are bred to be pets and he bought them to kill them 😢”

Normal person with brain cells: “Cockroaches cannot feel pain or emotions. Kill those bastards!”

Dumbasses: “I am actually crying from that video. I have hissers as pets and I couldn’t watch as he tortured those cute hissers. My hissers can feel pain and emotions, unlike you asshole”

YouTube: “This is animal cruelty. We need to give him a guidelines strike and delete the video!”

What has society become???

by Cockroaches suck balls October 23, 2022

Sexual hisasser

Someone who makes unwanted or inappropriate sexual advances to a dude

That cougar I work with hit on this guy from the custodial pool, she is a total sexual hisasser

by Davedale August 9, 2019

internet historian

a fine historian of notable events on the internet or relating to internet culture. the events may or may not relate to actual events that happened in relation to the event online.

"have you listened to todd talk about the fall of dashcon?"
"yeah, that guy is a total internet historian"

by Mr.DoctorSir December 4, 2017