an upper middle class boy, who thinks longboarding is underground and cool. yet he buys overly priced boards every month from bad dealers. similar to the behavior of a "hypebeast" I.E, going to flight club and buying 400 dollar jordans when you could get them at a mall for 75 to 100 dollars. both do this to make up for having a small penis, or "anxiety disorders."
by 1 guy 1 hypebeast March 29, 2011
Get the Hipster Hypebeastmug.