hipstering

The act of taking on the appearance of a hipster without actually being a hipster.

(White girl puts on thick rimmed glasses and wears ankle boots) "Oh my gosh, I am totally hipstering today!"

by Pandas United March 8, 2015

Hipsteria

The sensation a person experiences upon realizing that they are surrounded by hipsters and may have become one them self. Generally this takes place in a setting which would, according to stereotype, be thought of as a popular place for hipsters to congregate. May be accompanied by visual and auditory hallucinations of flannel patterns and and pseudo-intellectual background conversation.

Upon realizing that he was holding a PBR tallboy at a Broken Social Scene Concert, Jack began to experience waves of severe hipsteria.

by word_alter July 16, 2011

Hippering

Verb. World of Warships
Kiting around the back of a map being useless to the team.

Winning a pointless 1v1 while losing the battle for a team.
Not to be confused with effective kiting- this variant is to a fault.

-There goes our cruiser hippering away from the fight.
-Really wish our radar Cruiser was in here spotting Destroyers instead of hippering around the back of the map.
-Our team on my side of the map crumbled so I didn’t really have any options but to start hippering away.

by Illustratedgamer December 2, 2020

Hipsterist

A proponent of hipsterism. The hipsterist is on a constant quest to find the most peculiar, cool, ugly, or avante-garde items on the face of the earth. To do so, they are willing to spend any amount of money, for they define themselves by what they consume, not by who they are.

Darren the hipsterist owns every LP ever released by Interpol. And they're all signed copies. Imports. Even the remixes.

by Noir September 6, 2005

hipsteridentitycrisis

The point of time when hipsters have identity issues, because they can no longer go anti-mainstream, because being a hipster is popular. So going anti-mainstream has become mainstream, therefore making hipsters confused and hopeless. They end up staying home sitting on there couch because the rest of the world are in thrift stores looking for "vintage-grandma clothing"

I used to really love old wood and rusted furniture, but now that everyone loves them too i am having a hipsteridentitycrisis.

by samladnyltak3 October 6, 2011

Hipsterminator

A futuristic killing machine sent back in time to rid the world of all hipsters. That is it's only purpose.

This term is derived from the words Hipster and Terminator.

Hipster #1: "We better leave American Apparel (Pauses to light his cigarette and enhance his hipster lifestyle.) and get to the coffee shop before the Hipsterminator finds us and turns us to dust."

Hipster #2: "I'm too hip to care at the moment, Eleh's Radiant Intervals sounds too rad. Heard it yet?

Hipster #1: "Yeah man, I actually wasn't really in to it. Very Mediocre in my opinion. (Not only lying to earn credit with his friend because he's never actually heard of them but denying to like it to show how hip he is.) I hope the Hipsterminator isn't listening in on this conversation, we'll be dead for sure.

by RumpleGeist February 21, 2011

hipsterican

A Puerto Rican hipster. Most notably those found outside of their homeland, in culturally-diverse cities around the world.

I heard Beauty Bar is full of hipstericans tonight.

by DubbyConqueror May 6, 2011