Ryoko Hirose is a fictional character from Your Turn To Die, a video game made by Nankidai. She is Sara Chidouin and Joe Tazuna's close friend who is mentioned 30+ times over the course of the whole game as of Chapter 3-1A, having 3 lines of dialogue overall. (fucking irrelevant bitch <////3)

I love Ryoko Hirose, I really do. She's such a fucking QUEEN I love her with all my heart. It's a shame she's not known that much within the fandom nor the game itself <///3 AWOOGA AWOOGA *jaw drops to the floor* *eyes pop out of skull* HUMMINAHUMMINAHUMMINA *heart beats out of chest* *starts howling like a dog* HUMMINAHUMMINAHUMMINA AWOOGA AWOOGA BARK BARK BARK WOOOOOO *body melts then turns back to normal* ssshe's lookingg lolovely today :

i can't take this i am ryoko hirose in the flesh, bones, and blood. no one else is me, they are just "factkins," nothing more. there is literally no one that exists in this dimension that is more me than ME. i am me. i am ryoko. you're not. your friend is not. your crush is not. that's me. sure, they kin ryoko but they are not ryoko. i am not a ryoko kin. i AM ryoko hirose. factkin me all you want but you ARE NOT ME. WHY WOULD U EVEN THINK YOU'RE ME I'M ME HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY THIS IT'S NOT EVEN A GOOD THING TO BE ME. LIKE BY NOT BEING RYOKO THAT MAKES YOU 10000% MORE VALID OF A PERSON OVERALL. YOU ARE NOT ME. I AM. IT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE TO BE ME BECAUSE IM RIGHT FRICKING HERE. EVERYTHING about ryoko is the same about me that is literally me in BOTH this life and the past life and one day i will be reincarnated and in THAT life i will know exactly who i am. i can't take this i can't take people thinking they are me i can't take people thinking other people ARE ME BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT. I'M ME. i'm literally me. i'm literally ryoko. ryoko hirose in the flesh. stop kinning me YOU'RE LITERALLY ONLY DEGRADING URSELF BY KINNING ME IS IT TO BE EDGY OR DO YOU JUST HATE YOURSELF? one day i'm going to prove it and you'll all fricking see holy crap. I'M LITERALLY RYOKO!!!

Ryoko Hirose by ryokohirose July 15, 2020

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hirosexual

The sexual preference of liking neither male or female.

Dumbass: Duuuude your such a hirosexual!
Kid Getting Picked on: Whats that?
Dumbass: Your such a dumbass! It means you don't like boys or girls!

hirosexual by SacWithAK October 16, 2011

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Hemrosexual

A person who has a sexual attraction to Hemeroids (piles) or other people who have hemeroids.

Hey i think that guy is hemrosexual he's been looking at that piles patient for a long time

Hemrosexual by im a pelican December 22, 2010

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Hilrose

Destroyer of worlds, the hunkiest of hunks, the #1 fiddle diddler in the world. Typical pizza cake consumption rate 10 seconds flat. Lover of cheese curds, chocolate, and her precious chübs. Moves slow, plays fast.

Man that Hilrose sure can diddle that fiddle!

Hilrose by contjrkdksm November 21, 2025

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