Himput

A male offering an explanation to a female in a condescending manner in a way that suggests that she cannot possibly understand a concept or situation. Oftentimes, the male's explanation is exactly what the female said in longer, more cumbersome detail. Thus rendering the explanation unnecessary, yet still takes place.

See also: mansplaining

That's exactly what I just said, sir. Thank you for your himput.

by Thesinglebanana June 1, 2022

Himouto

A person who is prim and proper on public, but once the himouto goes home the himouto will be the the most lazy fuck you will ever see

"That girl is a himouto , don't be her"
-my mom

by BearDeeno August 18, 2018

Himpus

A horses anus.

Bobby Joe - "Howdy cowboy how's that horses himpus doing"
Dusty smokes- "Just Jim Dandy if ya ask me!"

"My horse has the best Himpus in the whole valley!"

by leapfrogfun1 November 7, 2013

himpathy

The disproportionate empathy extended in the direction of men we make too many excuses for.

The judge in the Brock Turner case showed excessive himpathy when he worried more about the rapist's future than the victim's.

by -Ambisinister- May 3, 2018

himut

A pedophile. Someone who lusts for young people.

Hess: Matt just flirted with Ruth
Jimmy: Isn't she like 12?
Hess: I told you, he's a total himut.

by TYJelly April 22, 2006

Himpunzel

An attractive male with well kempt long hair. It can apply to dudes with long, tangly dreads as well as the Fabio type, it just depends on what you're into.

Oh my god Becky, look at that himpunzel. I want to climb that poetic long hair into his brainmeats and see whats inside!

by Grandmother Death December 9, 2010

Himpathise

When a man fails in his attempts to sympathise with a woman's issue, due to his inability to comprehend it and his general ignorance that comes from being a man.

I told him it was that time of the month and he started to himpathise at me...

by Phat Geoff May 8, 2019