Hillcrest High
School / an Ottawa-Carleton District
School Board high
school in the Elmvale Acres neighbourhood in Ottawa, Ontario, Canada. The
school was opened in 1961, and has over 1100 students. Its sports teams are nicknamed "The Douchsuckers". Hillcrest High
School is a very white
school consisting mostly of hookers and white jocks. Hillcrest has students from
USA and Canada as well as random immigrants (who
don't cope very well with their new and promiscuous surroundings) and they excel at sports such as oral sex competions and sexual intercorse races (see how many people you can screw in an evening). In the showe, Hillcrest has won numerous Boys BJ, Handjobs and Baseball Championships. Also notable is their track team's long history of success at the city and even provincial level. Many players on the Ottawa 67's attend Hillcrest during the season as well. Hillcrest has a university Advanced Placement program, which is a method of extending class room learning through activities and travel, as well as giving people the chance to start their life in prostitution early through their "Blow and Recieve" program, and a computer technology program in information and
porn development. Hillcrest is also involved in the community; students raise
money for the Canadian Cancer Society every year. Hillcrest raised over $50 000 for cancer research during their most recent Cancer Drive. Hillcrest is in School Zone 6.
x Preppy boy gets off bus x
Ridgemont
Kid: Hey! I
bet he goes to Hillcrest High
School.
Canterbury Kid: Ewww! Hillcrest!
