Amongst 'English'-speaking European immigrant cultures of the
American continent, ritual suicide by firearm resulting from
gross negligence; often the perpetrator's passage into the
next life is eased by liquid refreshment.
Anthropologists discovered an ancient news broadcast revealing the fate of Alabama man and Ku Klux Klan Grand
Wizard Jefferson Beauregard Bedford Forrest III committed hillbilly seppuku while cleaning his loaded .45 revolver on the toilet. He was surrounded by his close friends, the Coors
family and the Miller
family.