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highbooking 

the act of getting completely blazed and then proceeding to log onto facebook and enjoy what it was originally intended for; commenting on stupid statuses, looking at your friend's stupid pictures and playing stupid farmville. But unlike normal facebooking, you don't feel like the seconds, minutes or hours you've spent wasting time you'll never get back are worth wanting to kill yourself over.

Warning: highbooking can cause you to feel really bad for people, including your closest friends and family members, who should be embarrassed by things they put on the internet.
Bro, remember last night when we toked up and then went on the computer and started highbooking?

Ya man, that shit was bomb.
highbooking by bumble_bey17 April 29, 2010
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Highbooking 

V: The act of surfing facebook on your phone while stoned and not actually posting or interacting with anyone.
Zach's been on facebook for like 3 hours and he hasn't posted anything....he must be highbooking.
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highroofing 

Highroofing is a type of map glitching common in first person shooter games such as Battlefield 2142, where it was frequently an issue.

Highroofing essentially consists of getting up onto an extremely high roof or structure where nobody can reach you or easily hit you, and then totally exploit whoring the hell out of that position.

Because with highroofing you can advance to the roof edges unpredictably, quickly pop up, use a weapon, then retreat to total cover and safety, it is considered to be a lame or cheap tactic by many. Prolonged use of highroofing may cause some players to ragequit, which can be hella funny but is somewhat mean.

However, if no exploiting or glitching is involved and it is an intentional game mechanic, it is generally not considered highroofing, though some noobs will accuse people of it and whine a ton about it anyway.
Examples and related quotes:

"Damn noob, If you keep highroofing I will ban you!"

"Hes highroofing again omfg"

"Get down from there and stop highroofing you noob"

"Dude how did you get up there?"

"wtf hax"

"stop the nade spam from up there, highroofing scum"

"learn to highroof lol"

"I cant effing hit the highroofer"
highroofing by Camzeck September 24, 2009
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026