High End Dope Whore

High end dope whore, is like a high end escort. Only thing is the high end escort is a real thing. The high end dope whore is a mythical creature that is not unlike the mystical unicorn or beautiful mermaid. Has a humanoid form. It hails from the island of Castle Greyskull Mountain Crystal. Is a distant cousin of criddlers. Only but a few men have came into contact and had an encounter with one of these beautiful and sexy thots and lived to tell the tale. The very few that have are all considered to be crazy dope heads that have lost every thing they own at alarmingly fast rates, and therefore usually been hospitalized for the criminally or mentally insane. Handfull of others have taken their own lives. Because of this most everyone does not believe in this non-existent creature. Also no evidence to prove their existence so... keep a look out for one of these women or men.

Hey Lex, message your best high end dope whore and get her over here asap, I need some company.

High End Dope Whore by Drewcifer2897 December 13, 2018

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012