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High End Dope Whore

High end dope whore, is like a high end escort. Only thing is the high end escort is a real thing. The high end dope whore is a mythical creature that is not unlike the mystical unicorn or beautiful mermaid. Has a humanoid form. It hails from the island of Castle Greyskull Mountain Crystal. Is a distant cousin of criddlers. Only but a few men have came into contact and had an encounter with one of these beautiful and sexy thots and lived to tell the tale. The very few that have are all considered to be crazy dope heads that have lost every thing they own at alarmingly fast rates, and therefore usually been hospitalized for the criminally or mentally insane. Handfull of others have taken their own lives. Because of this most everyone does not believe in this non-existent creature. Also no evidence to prove their existence so... keep a look out for one of these women or men.
Hey Lex, message your best high end dope whore and get her over here asap, I need some company.
High End Dope Whore by Drewcifer2897 December 13, 2018
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