hide the sausage

If you are playing "Hide the Sausage", you are having sex, another version is "Spear the bearded clam".

"Want to play a game of hide the sausage?"

by Kitty Girl May 17, 2005

hide the sausage

Can be used as a term to describe meetings that do not accomplish anything but wasting your valuable time. Usually meetings that consist of sales or production meetings, could also be board meetings. Being in meetings of this sort makes you want to beat the hell out of whoever is in charge of you. This type of meeting is usally accompanied by complete asshatery. And is a complete waste of time.

Hey man where are you going so late in the day. Oh you didn't hear...The higher ups are calling a late night hide the sausage meeting. Yeah I know those things suck. It's complete asshatery at its finest. Well let me go I have to go and play hide the sausage.

by pantyteamaster May 9, 2009

hide the sausage

Another word for anal sex by men for men

"wanna game of hide hte sausage?"

by Raz Egerton February 1, 2004

hide my sausage

refering to sticking your wang in somebody.

Hey Hottie, wanna go play hide my sausage?

by MooCow April 15, 2005

hiding sausages

when this term is applied to someone, it implys that they are a bit of a slut, in that they are good at hiding sausages (cocks) somewhere inside. Tis' a good payout for someones mum.

Peter's mum is good at hiding sausages

by Don Gulliver April 7, 2003