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HIAAFAILTMAAFLSBIHNBTDBEHM
Hi I'm An Annoying Fuck And I Like To Make Annoying Acronyms For Long Sentences Because I Have Nothing Better To Do Because Everyone Hates Me. Also refers to people who talk in acronyms either on facebook or aim etc.
Because Josh had no friends and thought he was funny he made lots of annoying aconyms which made him a HIAAFAILTMAAFLSBIHNBTDBEHM
Julie: HWU? (Hey What's Up?)
Aaron: What?
Julie: ISHWU?! (I Said Hey What's Up?!)
Aaron: No one likes you!!!!!!!!!!
Julie: HWU? (Hey What's Up?)
Aaron: What?
Julie: ISHWU?! (I Said Hey What's Up?!)
Aaron: No one likes you!!!!!!!!!!
HIAAFAILTMAAFLSBIHNBTDBEHM by akararules July 6, 2010
hiyab
Hiyab is a beautiful person, if you are to ever meet and if you are to ever become friends with one then don't let her go! If your lucky enough to call her one of your best friends then keep her, don't ever let her go! Hiyab is a kind-hearted, amazing and stunning girl, she's beautiful beyond words. Her personality is infectious and you will become taken in by her, so beware! She's so much like a cute teddy bear, so much that you want to hug her forever. She's one in a million, and I'm so lucky to know a Hiyab. I'm even more lucky to call her my best friend and more! She's feisty, but is always kind. And I never want to lose her. She's so so strong also! More than words can explain.
hiyab by Rosey Nemany March 25, 2019
Hijabi Bluetooth
The utilization of space between one's headscarf and ear in order to position a cell phone as an improvised (and most importantly FREE) bluetooth device.
Random auntie: YOUR HIJABI BLUETOOTH IS SO CUTE MASHA'ALLAH!!!
Random auntie 2: PLEASE MARRY MY SON INSHA'ALLAH
Random auntie 2: PLEASE MARRY MY SON INSHA'ALLAH
Hijabi Bluetooth by Capt.Crunch89 July 26, 2011
Haaaber
(N): A cocky bastard who peaks athletically at the age of thirteen, then becomes a non-factor in his athletic career in just about any sport.
Haber's are tall, with a fo-hawk hairstyle. They have fairly deep voices, and try to talk intelligent when really they don't know what the hell they're talking about.
Haber's are tall, with a fo-hawk hairstyle. They have fairly deep voices, and try to talk intelligent when really they don't know what the hell they're talking about.
Guy 1: dude, you can't prove I exist.
Guy 2: STFU you Haaaber. When was the last time you did something for the team?
Guy 2: STFU you Haaaber. When was the last time you did something for the team?
Haaaber by Peed Reraner August 28, 2009
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Ajumma
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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