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Heterosexual twink

A straight male ages 18-22 who lacks bodyhair, has a cute, boyish appearance, has good hygiene, a skin care routine, regularly washes and conditions his hair, is a pretty boy, and usually blonde with long hair. They’re definitely not very butch, however they are confident and every once in a while engage in butch activities. They generally have more straight female friends than the average straight male because they have more in common. Often times is a lifter yet is smol, weighing 150-170 lbs and looking more like a clothing model or a 300 cast member than a strongman or powerlifter. Heterosexual twinks should not be confused with fuckboys because they are commonly saving themselves for marriage, have a normal sized penis, actually know how to dominate and please a woman both sexually and emotionally, and are not assholes who are full of themselves.
Girl: “Hey do you see that guy over there standing next to that hairy 210 lb man who looks like a grizzly bear?”

Girl: “Oh you mean that cute ass heterosexual twink?”
Heterosexual twink by Bradmakesgains December 11, 2019
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Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026