Heterosexual

A group of opposite gender likers who also are scary and should be gay

Gay people: oh hi

Heterosexual people: oh wtf I’m straightttt aaahhhh u can’t turn me gayyyy

Gay people: I just said hi. TvT

by Heh heh yk who January 11, 2021

Heterosexual

The reason why Adolf Hitler was born.

“Why is it that heterosexuals endlessly mistreat homosexuals when heterosexuals are the ones giving birth to the future serial killers of the world? They’re always humiliating homosexuals without ever pulling out the mirror and pondering for a very long time (something many homosexuals do when they go through their existential crisis after dealing with so much homophobia). Heterosexuals are going to pay for their evil. They try to lessen someone’s righteous anger by yelling cheap/overused statements like, ‘We love you!’ — heterosexuals don’t love anybody, but themselves. These are superficial words and they don’t prove their love. Their definition of love is forcing someone to be straight... but the moment a gay man hits on a straight man, ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE and people act like Mother Teresa crawled out of her grave with an AK-47 to kill everyone in sight because she realised that she wasted TOO MUCH TIME on a sadistic human race that never changes... BECAUSE OF HETEROSEXUALS.”

by Patricia Jenkins September 25, 2018

Heterosexual

A disease with unfortunately has NO cure 😔 the unnatural attraction of a man to a woman and vice versa caused by satan himself

Did you hear!? John has heterosexual!

by Perfect confidentiality June 06, 2022

heterosexual

A person who is attracted to the oppisite sex

Girlz like/love boys
Boys like/love girls

by sharon August 22, 2003

Heterosexuality

The quality or characteristic of being sexually attracted solely to people of the opposite sex.

Statistically, the vast majority of human beings at any one point in history are heterosexual.

Only Heterosexual sex can lead to the creation of new human beings.

I wouldn't be alive without Heterosexuality. As a matter of fact, none of us would be alive.

by Legit Muscle Head July 01, 2019

Heterosexuality

Heterosexuality refers to sexual, and romantic attraction exclusively between two individuals of opposite genders. It is characterised as a sexual orientation, contrasted with homosexuality and bisexuality. see heterosexual.In slang straight is a mid-20th century gay slang term for heterosexuals.

''Heterosexuality love between two individuals of opposite genders''

by sweet jesus July 04, 2006

Heterosexuality

Is not real. Doesn't exist. Unnatural. Just a phase. Don't let the internet brainwash you into thinking you are one of them. It's commonly referred to a sort of unusual mutated species known as 'the heterosexuals'. They are known to breed and make tiny spawns of the devil, aka kids which is disgusting as hell. Anyone who is heterosexual must go to hell (God's words not mine). Heterosexuality is a threat to our society and therefore should cease to exist. #banheterosexuality2k20

Kim Seokjin: Ban the straightz!!!Criminalize heterosexuality!!!

by The Gay Sprite October 05, 2020