Hershey Squirts

When you have to take a shit and all that comes out is a loud fart and a spray of shit. (Just compare to the Hershey syrup bottle when it's on it's last squirt).
Bro I had the hershey squirts today, as soon as I sat on the toilet, it started squirtin' out.
by miggelzworth October 25, 2010
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poop, with a pastey, sloppy consistency, oftentimes escaping from the rectum in sudden jets, unexpectedly or at unfortumate times.
there was a little bit of hershey squirts on his leg as he turned to leave the room.
by johnny freedom October 21, 2005
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Slang for diarreah, mud butt or the green-apple splatters.
After dinner at Don Pablos, Leroy had the Hershey Squirts like a mofo.
by asian May 13, 2004
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Thos tacos gave me a mean case of the hershey squirts.
by Copie Boy November 06, 2002
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When you shove a chocolate bar so far up your ass that it can't be pulled it out. You proceed to pour hot water in, wait for it to melt and start sticking to your inner rectum. You then bend over and squeeze it out into a cup and sell it to somebody as chocolate milk and watch them drink it.
Selling your hershey Squirts is considered illegal yet highly satisfying.
by Devia February 19, 2018
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When one gets the feeling in which they need to fart but a little bit more comes out of their anal vent causing liquid feces to drizzle down there pants.
I was in class when i need to fart but i instead got the hershey squirts
by BigKmunna October 15, 2022
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1. To excrete defecation into one's trousers; it is usually a thick warm liquid feel as it exits out of your anus, presumably while laughter is occurring at that moment.
2. Hell.
"Hot damn Johnny ! It seems i got them Hershey squirts!
by x_K6H00T_L3G3ND_x October 22, 2017
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