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Weapons are humanitarian aid. 

Weapons are humanitarian aid — A perfect example of neo-doublespeak in the tradition of “fake news”, “perfect phone call”, “alternative facts”, and “peaceful tourist rioting with Confederate Flags”.

A most dystopian 21st century reality perhaps illustrating the idea that we really are living in the Kālī Yuga — The Dark Age.

When compared with statements like:

Rice is humanitarian aid
Wheat is humanitarian aid
Digging fresh water wells is humanitarian aid
Offering safe effective and free vaccines is humanitarian aid
Safe and affordable housing is humanitarian aid.

it is easy to see the dark irony of the Orwellian neo-doublespeak statement: weapons are humanitarian aid.

How does this measure up to offering people: food, water, shelter, political asylum, or potential citizenship.

Is it surprising that in an era where gun violence is the number one cause of death among young people in America today; that, we want to export this “largess” all over the world — perhaps as a Swift-ian “modest proposal” to solving the worldwide refugee crisis.

If weapons are humanitarian aid; then WE ARE ACTUALLY AT WAR.

Which would actually be a much more honest and straightforward statement.
Weapons are humanitarian aid. if this statement is true; then, we are actually at war and we should just stop bullshitting about it.

Peewee-Hermanize 

To take a hardcore mountain bike and put on street tires, fenders, high handlebars, comfy seat, etc.
The guy who bought my beautiful Kona has gone and Peewee-Hermanized it.

hermantile 

It was an old military expression meaning: going crazy, raging, shouting and acting out of control.
"WTF, he's going hermantile!"
hermantile by rev2000 October 15, 2014

Herminia 

Pronunciation: (air MEE nee ah)
Beautiful; very attractive. Beautiful inside and out who is willing to listen and be listened too, and she should always be respected by whoever is lucky enough to be with her. She's Smart, Sexy, Cool and Funny.

She loves strong and deeply. Most of all she has her life together.
HERMINIA - Beautiful; very attractive. Beautiful inside and out who is willing to listen and be listened too, and she should always be respected by whoever is lucky enough to be with her. She's Smart, Sexy, Cool and Funny.

She loves strong and deeply. Most of all she has her life together.
Herminia by Mrs. Nina Jones April 17, 2014

humanitarian 

Someone very generous, and dedicated to the healing of the world. Or, if you want, someone who gives a shit about the planet.
Michael Jackson is an humanitarian : he gave ALL HIS PROFITS from the Victory tour and the BAD Tour to charities; he basically worked for free, so he could heal the world.
Michael Jackson wrote "We are the world" to raise money for Africa; it was the most popular and successful charity of the eighties.

Michael was certified the "MOST GENEROUS ARTIST IN THE WORLD" by the Guiness Book of World Records", giving out more than 500 MILLIONS in charities in his life. He is still giving out 20% of his fortune today every year as he wished, according to his will.
humanitarian by onptls November 19, 2011

hermanishue 

A random phrase that is great as a rebuttal or conversation starter.
Bob: Hey dude, what's up?
Tom: Hermanishue
hermanishue by Seedies September 28, 2020