Herford

Herford is the largest desert in Germany. There live 66.000 people. These number includes the one Sherrif and his two deputys or in german “Hilfs Scherrif“. Herford is simply like a small village like it was in the wild west.

This girl arrived from Herford.

by Herlicher Herforder November 29, 2016

Hereford Special

The Hereford Special is the sexual act of forcing a sizeable amount of uncooked ground beef into a woman's vagina, engaging in vaginal intercourse, and then striking her stomach with your fist, foot, or head, causing the aforementioned beef to jettison out of the vaginal cavity. (This particular act is best performed on a woman who is lactating.)
-Vegetarians may use tofu or any other acceptable meat substitute.

Also referred to as the "Meat Skeet."

"Who wants to ride the Hereford Special ?"

Guy 1: "Dude, I just gave this chick the Hereford Special!"
Guy 2: "Don't talk to me ever again."

by McNerney March 19, 2008

Hertfordshire Brown

A freakishly large, hairy, brown spider that is known to live in the Hertfordshire region of the UK. It looks like a tarantula, and is yet not one. They are big scary mofos that refuse to die!

"Mum there's a hertfordshire brown in my room!"
"Don't look at me! That thing won't fit in a pint glass!"

by HertsGal May 2, 2009

Hereford

Supposedly a city, but actually a village on the welsh borders. Everyone is happy there, because the fumes of the Bulmers Cider factory leave everyone in a permanant state of tipsyness.

Very bad traffic. Always.

Large population of Welsh and Polish people, Herefordians cant understand either of them :P

Also famous for Hereford Cattle.

A very nice place to be.

herefordian farmer- alright my love? im from hereford!

saaf yuppie- yeah hey, where?

by Ohreily August 22, 2008

Hertfordshire

The best place in England which isn't London.

"Dude, let's go to Hertfordshire"

by pro-nun-see-A-shun July 5, 2003

Herefordian

Herefordian, is a breed of person who originates from Hereford UK. Quiet and happy folk who spend the majority of their day sat in traffic on Belmont Road, Whitecross Road, Edgar Street or any other road in hereford. Herefordians can often be found anywhere other than their native Hereford as they like day release from their awful town which seems to be stuck in the 60's. Although there is not much for them to do in Hereford you will quite often hear them say "i wouldnt live anywhere else"

Most Herefordians in some way or another were part of or know somebody in the SAS, and most drunken men will tell you that it was them that abseiled down the front of the iranian embassy in london but....... shhhh Dont tell anyone!

Herefordian

Poor us a cider mate

Hereford United we love you! our supporters are the best!

(all 1000 of them!)

by Ooohahhh February 15, 2012

North Harford High School

The school located in Northern Harford County near the Baltimore County and Pennsylvania lines. Yes, we have an extensive Agriculture Department, an on-campus barn with livestock, and a "Drive Your Tractor To School" Day. But that's ok. We are awesome kids who throw the best damn field parties ever and we'd rather be labeled as "hicks" than be a Fallston heroin addict. We always say "hello" and are genuinely the nicest and most sincere people you will ever meet. The parking lot consists of BIG trucks and...more trucks. We drink beer, listen to country music, and wear Carhartts all year long. We hang out in barns, fields, or anywhere the 4-wheel drive can take us. Our sports teams are awesome...fear the hawk. We have the usual cliques - preps, jocks, freaks, geeks and plain Janes but we all share one common pride, "Once a duckfarmer, always a duckfarmer."

Green for the Grass, Gold for the Corn...bitch

by DuckFarmer March 26, 2005