Henry -From Bee/R. 

A boy from your dreams. He is so sweet, loving, and he is literally adorable. He is the type of person who you would want to spend the rest of your life with. HIS LAUGH IS SO CUTEE. He is so trustworthy. He is literally someone you can go and talk to whenever you're sad. He always puts others first before him. Sometimes he worries too much about what people think of him. Henry is really shy at first but once he begins to trust you he will be the most kindest, loving, and loyal person you will ever meet. He is also SO FUNNY. He makes the most funniest jokes even when he doesn't mean to. He makes me smile to the point where it hurts. He makes you feel like you are special. He is so amazing. Words truly cant explain how happy he makes me. He is so special to me. Just listening to him gives me butterflies. His laugh is so comforting i could listen to it all day long. The only thing that keeps me going through the day is knowing he will be there waiting for me so we can talk till 3AM. He cares so much about people. He is constantly on my mind. He is so honest and he makes me feel like im important. He is always there for you when you need him most. Most of the time he thinks that his words never help but truly just knowing that he cares enough to listen to what i have to say is enough.

He truly is the best person you will ever meet. I love him so much and he doesn't even know...yet.

-Bee :

Person1: Why are you smiling so much at your phone? Are you talking to someone?
Person2: Yeah Henry. :)

To Henry -From Bee/R.

Henry -From Bee/R. by NotBeeOfficial March 14, 2022

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012