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human cat
a name for someone who
1. acts like a cat at all times during the day
2. a human who's name happens to be cat or kat.
3. a derogatory term towards a real cat
1. acts like a cat at all times during the day
2. a human who's name happens to be cat or kat.
3. a derogatory term towards a real cat
" who were you just talking to?"
"that girl named kat she is the coolest!"
"meow!"
"oh dont talk to me you HUMAN CAT! haha jokes on you because your a real cat! :P"
"that girl named kat she is the coolest!"
"meow!"
"oh dont talk to me you HUMAN CAT! haha jokes on you because your a real cat! :P"
human cat by komron goodman sir jones April 14, 2011
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Human Cat
Baseball player: This human cat named mike had sex with my dad Bob and then made us feed him cabbage.
Baseball player 2: Oh he is my baseball coach he has autism, he runs around in the outfield when we are taking BP.
Baseball player 1: what a retard
Baseball player 2: Oh he is my baseball coach he has autism, he runs around in the outfield when we are taking BP.
Baseball player 1: what a retard
Human Cat by Johnny Big Mac 1215 August 9, 2021
human caterpillar
one person is the head of the caterpillar and the next person has their lips sewn to the asshole of the first person and so on and so on . . . only the head eats and the rest of the bodies are forced to sustain off the feces of the head and so on and so on . . . the body begin to change color with the inevitable rot and malnutrition until metamorphosis into a beautiful shit butterfly
human caterpillar by ccc71 June 10, 2010
sexual human caterpillar
a sex position in which all participants face one direction and fuck from behind; to have sex in one line
Yesterday at the orgy, I experienced the almighty sexual human caterpillar.
Let’s try out the sexual human caterpillar tonight!
Let’s try out the sexual human caterpillar tonight!
sexual human caterpillar by 🤗🤗🤗🤗 October 5, 2017
human catherine wheel
When you have the need to vomit and expulse diarrhoea at the same time and are unable to know which way to face the toilet.
human catherine wheel by S-Jayx March 5, 2016
human catnip
human catnip by Stop the Pendulum May 30, 2006
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