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Helidon

A human who spend his free time torturing children. If you ever have him as a teacher, be prepared for more homework then plastic in the ocean! He can have a little sense of humor but normally has a poker face on. If he promises pizza it will be virtual.
person 1: Hey! what's for homework?
person 2: Everything, because of Helidon.
by qazsxedc March 9, 2020
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The Helidoctors

The best fucking local band in Appleton, Wisconsin. All the band members are dead sexy (Kdanny Heinritz, Tyler "Cupcake" Wolff & Kyle Jarchow). Their music is nectar from the God's and it also has the ability to make you feel like it's necessary to dance along at their shows. Their biggest fans are Nikki Heinritz & Megan Kimball.
I suggest if you haven't listened to the Helidoctors, look them up on iTunes and download their album, and listen to it and let the music fucking take over. You won't regret it. You'll listen to it today, tomorrow, and for the rest of your life.
Nikki Heinritz: Hey! The Helidoctors concert is tonight!
Megan Kimball: Fuck yes. Let's go! They're my favourite band!
Nikki Heinritz: Hey, me too! I love the sexy drummer!
Megan Kimball: That's alright, I love the lead singer!
by megerzzz June 24, 2011
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Heridonotology

A religion in which worshippers practice acts of thigh jobs and titty fuckings with women whom that possess only the most scrumptious of thighs and milkers.

If done with someone other than a woman of quality, the follower is immediately shunned by the rest of the community.
Welcome, Brother Johnson have you had your weekly prayer?”

“Im sorry, Brother Swanfather, I have failed the House of Heridonotology.”

“Hark! A Betrayal!”
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The Helidoctors

a three-piece rock n roll band from Wisconsin. Known for their ability to thrill and to excite
The Helidoctors are Americas finest young rock band
by mypseudonymwillappearonline October 16, 2010
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heldon

Your the real heldon
by YPN May 20, 2018
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helldonkey

To scramble, like a donkey struck with a hot branding iron.
I helldonkeyed outta there when her husband walked in the door.
by Swashbuckling Polar Bear October 4, 2007
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Heridonotologist

The utter embodiment of a horny being that has transcended into godhood.

Term related to Heridonotology
Don’t mess with him he’s Heridonotologist, one glance and you will turn into a honey bun
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