Helidozer - a parent who is both a helicopter parent who hovers and a bulldozer that clears every obstacle so her child gets what he wants without much effort.
His mother, a finely tuned helidozer, hovered over Harry's every move at school and removing any obstacle that got in the way of his becoming class President.
by pdiddydodds November 16, 2015
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Can occassionally be used as a verb
ex: "Wow dude you really holdozed that guy!"
Can occassionally be used as a verb
ex: "Wow dude you really holdozed that guy!"
by Beejtyme January 16, 2009
Get the holdozer mug.1. A line of hole saws produced by the Milwaukee tool company.
2. A power top who approaches intimacy with the subtlety of heavy construction equipment: direct, unstoppable, and absolutely convinced that obstacles are a suggestion, not a rule.
3. Someone whose vibe is less “let’s explore our feelings” and more “stand back, I’ve got a permit and a timetable.”
Warning: Often leaves devastation, rearranged furniture, and a strong sense that consent was technically present but politely ignored in spirit.
2. A power top who approaches intimacy with the subtlety of heavy construction equipment: direct, unstoppable, and absolutely convinced that obstacles are a suggestion, not a rule.
3. Someone whose vibe is less “let’s explore our feelings” and more “stand back, I’ve got a permit and a timetable.”
Warning: Often leaves devastation, rearranged furniture, and a strong sense that consent was technically present but politely ignored in spirit.
“I thought it was a date, but he showed up with holedozer energy.”
“Sweet guy, great smile, absolute holedozer once the lights went off.”
“Sweet guy, great smile, absolute holedozer once the lights went off.”
by Denverflyguy January 4, 2026
Get the Holedozer mug.1. A line of hole saws produced by the Milwaukee tool company.
2. A power top who approaches intimacy with the subtlety of heavy construction equipment: direct, unstoppable, and absolutely convinced that obstacles are a suggestion, not a rule.
3. Someone whose vibe is less “let’s explore our feelings” and more “stand back, I’ve got a permit and a timetable.”
Warning: Often leaves devastation, rearranged furniture, and a strong sense that consent was technically present but politely ignored in spirit.
2. A power top who approaches intimacy with the subtlety of heavy construction equipment: direct, unstoppable, and absolutely convinced that obstacles are a suggestion, not a rule.
3. Someone whose vibe is less “let’s explore our feelings” and more “stand back, I’ve got a permit and a timetable.”
Warning: Often leaves devastation, rearranged furniture, and a strong sense that consent was technically present but politely ignored in spirit.
“I thought it was a date, but he showed up with holedozer energy.”
“Sweet guy, great smile, absolute holedozer once the lights went off.”
“Sweet guy, great smile, absolute holedozer once the lights went off.”
by Denverflyguy January 4, 2026
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