Helen Kellered
Me and the boys Helen Kellered that hot MILF last night, then left the plunger in the toilet bowl. Got her!
Helen Kellered by Laura Wynn February 24, 2011
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Helen Kellered
intoxicated to the point of impossibly blurred vision, incomprehensible slurred speech, and an inability to hear anything over the sound of the blood pounding in your ears
Helen Kellered by Greg Giraldo October 15, 2010
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helen kellered by joshiev06 May 21, 2006
Helen-Kellered
Ben: "I hate getting flash banged! I couldn't see, hear, or talk! I was Helen-Kellered!"
Jordan: "Yeah where's the miracle worker when you need her?"
Jordan: "Yeah where's the miracle worker when you need her?"
Helen-Kellered by imnotyourbro February 15, 2008
Hellen Kellered
The level of drunkenness one reaches when he/she is blacked out and is no longer able to pronunciate words in any sort of fashion. In other words the persons are blind / deaf / dumb.
Sir Tommy Pickles: Dude, check out Roxy! She's hitting on everyone, falling all over the place and I can't even understand a word she's saying.
Mo'Nasty: I know dude! She is completely "Hellen Kellered" right now.
Mo'Nasty: I know dude! She is completely "Hellen Kellered" right now.
Hellen Kellered by KingKrule January 2, 2012
Helen Keller'ed
When the sex is so good, they're left incapacitated. Inability to walk, talk, hear, see, or even think clearly, at least temporarily. To be Hellen Keller'ed is to be in a state of euphoria.
M: OMG, J totally Helen Keller'ed me this morning! It took an additional two hours to get out of bed this morning, had to watch a movie to recover before brekky!
Helen Keller'ed by GrkGdss June 4, 2023
Hellen Kellered
When you are getting head, and pull your dick out and cum in the girls eyes. While you're doing this you clap you're hands over her ears (ya know hard enough so she cannot hear for a little bit). Now she can't see or hear, just like Hellen Keller!
Hellen Kellered by Pat Phillips April 20, 2008
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