Me and the boys Helen Kellered that hot MILF last night, then left the plunger in the toilet bowl. Got her!
by Laura Wynn February 06, 2011
intoxicated to the point of impossibly blurred vision, incomprehensible slurred speech, and an inability to hear anything over the sound of the blood pounding in your ears
Dude, you were Helen Kellered last night!
by Greg Giraldo October 13, 2010
When you ignore someone, in the sense of pretending to neither see nor hear this person, as if you were blind and deaf, referenced from Cazwell
by 303MTB April 17, 2014
“Dude, I just walked in on Brad jerking off. He had a sleeping mask on and earplugs in, Helen Keller style”
by dubes1027 March 27, 2019
by Alotta Nerve March 13, 2014
One who unnecessarily wears sunglasses indoors, unlike Helen Keller, who actually had a good excuse.
by my white tees January 30, 2006
When someone doesn't talk but uses their body to show what they want. To let one's body do the talking or to dance.
by Jizz-nelle February 12, 2009