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Heisman Trophy 

A trophy awarded to the best player in college football.
Jay Bergwanger won the first Heisman Trophy.
Heisman Trophy by Fifi McFeef January 11, 2008

heisman trophy 

The heisman trophy is awarded to any man that gets rejected by multiple women in a night. It is called the heisman because that’s the pose a woman makes when pushing away from the awardee’s advances.
Damn, John sure did earn the heisman trophy tonight. He got shot down by 12 chics tonight.
heisman trophy by The mike smith December 29, 2020

Heisman Trophy 

A masturbation position, primarily used in the shower to keep from slipping. One hand on the wall, the other hand.. well you know.
Dude, I was jacking off in the shower, and I had to do the Heisman Trophy because the tub was so slippery.

Clown Heisman Trophy 

Also known as Clown of The Year (COTY) the Clown Heisman Trophy is awarded annually to the most outstanding person in the CPS. Winners epitomize the most clown moments, and have earned the most clown points throughout the year.
Announcer: “And the winner of the 2020 Clown Heisman Trophy is _______”
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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