Male of the species that when completing sex, cums in such a large volume that there is a measurable weight shift among the two parties (or one party and a sock)
Terri: Was the first time sex with your new boyfriend amazing?
Anne: It was great, but he is such a "Heavy Cumer" that I put on almost two pounds and barely made it to the bathroom!
Anne: It was great, but he is such a "Heavy Cumer" that I put on almost two pounds and barely made it to the bathroom!
by Urban humor May 25, 2016
Get the Heavy Cumermug.