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Hazel Grove 

A typical overspill of Stockport and surrounding areas. Where people who live in hazel grove want or long to live in the posh make believe part called Norbury. The A6 road slices through this hell hole of poverty. The A6 is like 8 mile to Americans. The 192 connects Stockport and other areas to Hazel Grove. Where outsiders gather to the incredibly rough bars and pubs to drink and fight. The A6 of hazel grove has little to offer. It is highly polluted by unlimited traffic and crime. The local ‘spoons is where the locals get tanked up then it’s off to the world infamous Bamboo club to fight the night away. If a nuclear bomb went off in that place. Needless to say there wouldn’t be any loss of life and benefit costs would fall in the area for a month or two. Hazel grove is an ugly, crime ridden dump. Avoid.
Hazel grove ‘if you’re barred from any pub in the local area for fighting don’t worreh Hazel Grove has got your back!’ You’ll need a gun or a knife to defend yourself in this aggressive town.
Hazel Grove by Voice of reason September 6, 2021
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hazel grove 

The most beautiful shithole of south manchester. The epitome of teenage drinking and drug abuse. You can’t go within 300m of a field without seeing a group of 15 year olds either ketted out of their bean or with a bottle of v-kat. Its the place some call home. Its a place most avoid. If youre looking for a night out go to the bamboo with its sticky floors, its a once in a lifetime experience.
Lets go sit outside hazel grove maccies til we can find a motive
hazel grove by Brad.cp September 6, 2021

Hazel grove 

Full of dead girls , and pussy boys who think there bad on snap but pussies irl. Full of batty boys and perm heads called Husain yr10 ugly mofo thinks he can pull girls and his batty boy mate sahil
Hazel grove by Free da gang October 8, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008