hayriding

sitting in the back of a pickup truck with grass in the bed of the truck with that special someone

"Are you guys hayriding?"
"Yes, every Tuesday."

by g-blay October 4, 2011

russian hayride

When you put your arm between someones legs from behind and grab your wrist from the front, and proceed to lift the person and shake the person up and down until there testis look like a crushed grape, or their vagina looks like Bruce Jenner's fake twat.

I sneaked up behind Billy and gave him a russian hayride until his nut sack was like a bag full of pudding.

by Jumping Jacks Ass January 14, 2016

Mexican Hayride

Take a dump on a girl's chest, then parade her through town on a flatbed truck.

If my wife doesn't straighten up, I'm going to give her a Mexican Hayride!

by Pimp the Pink Taco July 4, 2009

Detroit Hayride

Armpit sex whereby the male inserts his penis into the female's (unshaven) armpit.

Yo I took that bitch on a Detroit hayride lastnight.

by Craig Jensen February 8, 2008

hillbilly hayride

When you creepily whisper nonsense into a girl's ear when she is trapped on a seat in front of you.

Chris gave her a hillbilly hayride and she went crazier than a shithouse rat!

by Element_X October 22, 2015

Alabama Hayride

When you braid your facial hair into a dildo and proceed to use it during sexual intercourse.

Suzy is dating a guy that looks like he was in ZZ Top, I heard one night he offered to give her an Alabama hayride.

by H8breeder May 16, 2010

choctaw hayride

Choctaw Hayride is a perverse sexual position in which during the performance of doggy style, you insert your thumb in a woman's anus, and spread the remaining fingers out to resemble a head dress (Choctaw), and with the hand that's left free, you pull on her hair to simulate the reins of a horse (hayride).

Hey babe, do you want a portugese breakfast or a Choctaw hayride?

by hotsac97 January 16, 2015