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Hawkshead 

A village full of wannabe road men and chavs. Revolves around a bus stop where all the teenagers go and smoke in. Bus stop is practically always on fire from teenagers playing with lighters.

All the old people are humble but also hate everybody.
Most residents and locals try and run you over with any chance they can get.
Yeah i advise you stay away from Hawkshead
Hawkshead by no one knows me ey April 30, 2020
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hawkshaw whore

A person who acts like a cheap tramp and goes after your husband. Also known as a stalker, Bunny boiler etc. Be sure to keep your husband away from Hawkshaw.
That girls is nothing but a hawkshaw whore keep her away from your husband.
hawkshaw whore by Rev Henge October 25, 2006

hawkshairgel 

they are one of my mutuals. they have nice eyes. AND THEY ARE REALLY FUCKING PRETTY 😍🤩🥰💗💗💗 .
Me : hawkshairgel said that she hoped both of the sides of my pillows are warm while I was making this.

hawkshairgel 

they are my mutuals are i love them. they're really pretty 😍 LIKE REALLY PRETTY AND THEIR EYES 🤩 hopefully they have a good day everyday
Me: hawkshairgel said that she hoped that both sides of my pillow are warm while I was doing this <3

hawkshairgel 

hawkshairgel is a very wonderful person and has a mgg pfp which is super hot. LOL. they are an aquarius and i love aquarius😋. they are bi so that means they can speak two languages!
person 1: wow hawkshairgel can speak two languages?!? that’s crazy!!!!
person 2: i know! i wanna be just like them.
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