The phrase used by help desk, retail, and other customer service workers all across
America when they'd like to tell the person they are speaking to to sit on a
large object and
spin, but enjoy maintaining an income.
Customer: I can't get onto the internet.
Help Desk: Okay, can you please check to make sure the cables are securely connected from the
wall to the modem?
Customer: I can't see.
Help Desk: Why not.
Custoemr: The
power is off.
Help Desk: Oh, unfortunately, you're not going to be able to connect while the
power is out. Call back if you need anything. Have a nice day.