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Hattiesburg Ass Muncher

A cryptid local to the woods and sewer systems of Hattiesburg Mississippi. It's a very hairy beast with horns like a moth's that reaches reaching up to 7 feet in height. Stalking woods and sewer systems, it will munch on the behind of an unsuspecting victim. Once it has you, there is no escape
The Hattiesburg Ass Muncher got my grandmom in 03'.
by GerAldwah June 9, 2022
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