1 - A misspelling of Hatsune Miku, often unintentionally as Miku is autocorrected to Mike
2 - A portmanteau of Hatsune Miku and Mike Shinoda of Linkin Park. Sometimes used when Mike does something related to Miku or there is a Hatsune Miku cover of a Linkin Park song.
1 - Man I love Hatsune Mike
Miku! Fucking autocorrect…
2 - I just watched this Miku cover of a Linkin Park song!
Damn, I guess you could say it was Hatsune Mike instead…
Fuck you…
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).