hat shop
noun
1. Ice Hockey, when a single player scores a hat trick in three or more consecutive games.
2. Store, a shop that sells hats. i.e. Lids
3. Sex Accomplishment, when a feller gets head from a different girl in three or more consecutive nights.
noun
1. Ice Hockey, when a single player scores a hat trick in three or more consecutive games.
2. Store, a shop that sells hats. i.e. Lids
3. Sex Accomplishment, when a feller gets head from a different girl in three or more consecutive nights.
1) Nikolaj Ehlers pulled a nasty hat shop in the QMJHL again Bathurst, Moncton and Cape Breton.
2) I bought a hat at that shop named Lids.
3) "Dude I got brained by 3 girls in 3 nights, I'm gonna call them Monday Tuesday and Wednesday."
2) I bought a hat at that shop named Lids.
3) "Dude I got brained by 3 girls in 3 nights, I'm gonna call them Monday Tuesday and Wednesday."
by Dirty Hali Dangler Muckin Barn March 6, 2014
worn by bottom tier boys. probably a business major, into stocks, and thinks The Wolf of Wall Street is the best movie of all time. the senior that goes for the freshman.
“Bass Pro Shop” may be a shop for fishers, hunters, etc, but there’s only a 1 in 10 chance he actually does any of those things.
“Bass Pro Shop” may be a shop for fishers, hunters, etc, but there’s only a 1 in 10 chance he actually does any of those things.
girl 1 : he’s hot
girl 2 : so what’s the problem?
girl 1 : he wears a “bass pro shop” hat...
girl 2: red flag.
girl 2 : so what’s the problem?
girl 1 : he wears a “bass pro shop” hat...
girl 2: red flag.
by notfromconcentrate May 7, 2021
In 2017 the bass pro shop hate has become the symbol of every fuck boy in highschool that thinks he's a pro Fisher men most of the time the kid who where's the Hat has hair that curls up around it like a female
by Red neck 69 December 19, 2017
A hat to be worn by only the sexiest of mutha fuckas! If worn, you must advertise with "I'll make your fantasy cum true" or a "Fah-Nasty cum true!," This must also occur with a picture of your butt-ass naked sexy self while also covering your Johnson with something sexy and inconspicuous, like a hammer or a 23" length horse condom.
For example, you must imagine yourself riding on a glorious (photo-shopped) horse. Cause it's fucking cool and you're wearing a Bass Pro Hat. Just bear in mind; however, that YOU are the Stallion here, NOT that ugly horse. You also can pretend to fake rub your ass against that furry, hard back. It reminds me of when I was a Bear...
Anyway, when you're oiled up like a slice of New York pepperoni and naked all the way down to your fuckin sexy-ass filled-to-the-rim with hot sexy maleness of a pinky toe, you don that BASS MUTHA FUCKIN PRO Shop hat! Suck it bitches! No really, you can. For a fee. Check out my Facebook page special this week "FAH-NASTYs do cum true! Cum to my mom's basement, where I'll pamper and rub my olive oil covered sexiness to completion." *Available only this Wednesday at 10pm. Special $9.99! Friends and family discount $7.99. PS Wear a wig for $20 discount.
Then, swing your Johnson to the other side of the horse (or just wear a tube shock to be photshopped out). Look at the camera like you're the biggest, baddest, sexist piece of hot steaming Man in the land! Then smile and say, "I'm One Sexy Mutha Fucka!"
For example, you must imagine yourself riding on a glorious (photo-shopped) horse. Cause it's fucking cool and you're wearing a Bass Pro Hat. Just bear in mind; however, that YOU are the Stallion here, NOT that ugly horse. You also can pretend to fake rub your ass against that furry, hard back. It reminds me of when I was a Bear...
Anyway, when you're oiled up like a slice of New York pepperoni and naked all the way down to your fuckin sexy-ass filled-to-the-rim with hot sexy maleness of a pinky toe, you don that BASS MUTHA FUCKIN PRO Shop hat! Suck it bitches! No really, you can. For a fee. Check out my Facebook page special this week "FAH-NASTYs do cum true! Cum to my mom's basement, where I'll pamper and rub my olive oil covered sexiness to completion." *Available only this Wednesday at 10pm. Special $9.99! Friends and family discount $7.99. PS Wear a wig for $20 discount.
Then, swing your Johnson to the other side of the horse (or just wear a tube shock to be photshopped out). Look at the camera like you're the biggest, baddest, sexist piece of hot steaming Man in the land! Then smile and say, "I'm One Sexy Mutha Fucka!"
"He wears a..." Bass Pro Shop Hat. WTF?
Bass Pro Shop hat definition: A hat worn by only the sexiest of people.
For example, used in a sentence and conversation:
John: What's up with Bass Pro Shop hat? WTF? I don't get it.
Rye Rye: "Cause he's the sexiest Mutha Fucka in ALL the land! I mean come on! Just look at him! He's marvelous and magnificent and only the sexiest of mutha fuckas like him can wear one."
Bass Pro Shop hat definition: A hat worn by only the sexiest of people.
For example, used in a sentence and conversation:
John: What's up with Bass Pro Shop hat? WTF? I don't get it.
Rye Rye: "Cause he's the sexiest Mutha Fucka in ALL the land! I mean come on! Just look at him! He's marvelous and magnificent and only the sexiest of mutha fuckas like him can wear one."
by John Olanzapine May 14, 2022