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An obsession with the Hoff-meister himself, David Hasselhof

I'm not a freak, I have hassophilia

Hassophilia by Sandwich March 4, 2005

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Bassophilia

Someone who is, and/or being sexually attracted to Bass, specifically in music.

"Meghan Trainor has Bassophilia, She's all about that bass".

Bassophilia by Bandit Keith Howard December 21, 2014

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like a haemophiliac in a bar brawl

(Simile) Bleeding excessively.

This guy is like a haemophiliac in a bar brawl, get the fuckin doc!

like a haemophiliac in a bar brawl by Gumba Gumba May 26, 2004

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Halophilia

Enthusiastic for the Halo franchise

That player with all Halo games completed is obviously suffering from Halophilia.

Halophilia by HaloIsLife March 26, 2013

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Hamophilia

Hamophilia (noun)
ha·mo·phil·ia /ˌhæmoʊˈfɪliə/

An intense fondness for, preference toward, or humorous obsession with ham or ham-based foods. Someone who is sexually turned on by ham.

• “His devotion to spiral-cut holiday ham made him slightly aroused.”
• “I don’t just like pork — I have full-blown hamophilia.”

Hamophilia by Sexual Hamtastic February 11, 2026

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Habophilia

Habophilia (n.) /ˌhæboʊˈfɪliə/,

Habophilia is a longing and desire to be held. Missing the feeling of being held and also missing how parents used to hug you with love and attention.

Habophilia also includes adjective versions, Habophilic (2), Habophile (3), Habophilize (4), and Habophilically (5).

Habophilia comes from the Latin word, habendus (to be held), and Greek suffix, -philia (loving)

(1) After a long, stressful week of work, my habophilia kicks in and all I want is to be held.
(2) She was feeling habophilic on a rainy afternoon, craving a long time.
(3) I am such a habophile; physical affection is my love language.
(4) They spent the entire lazy Sunday morning habophilizing on the couch.
(5) He wrapped his arms around her habophilically, seeking comfort.

Habophilia by crowzoneeee September 14, 2026

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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