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haslingden high school 

meaning- shit show.
person1: why’s there a used condom on the floor
person2: bc this is shit show haslingden high school.

Harlingen High School

Possibly one of the worst high schools on earth, not because of the teachers, but because of the students. You can ask any HHS student with an IQ of over 50, and they'll tell you that about 70% of the school's students are dumbass ghetto kids who are just there until they can drop out.

Despite this unfortunate fact, there are some pretty cool people there. You can tell who they are by the fact that they aren't trying to be part of some retarded group (Ghetto kids, scene faggots, fitted-cap-wearing dumbasses who watch Jersey Shore, etc.)
Conversation you're most likely to hear when walking through the "halls" (they're outside) of Harlingen High School:

Ghetto kid 1: YO NIGGA WHAT IT DO
Ghetto kid 2: YEAH NIGGA PINCHE SOUTH SIDE 956
Ghetto kid 3: AAH THIS NIGGA FUCKIN' WUZZUP IN HERE

You might also hear:

Dumbass freshman 1: LOL GUYS I GOT A JOKE... BUTTHOLE!
Crowd of dumbass freshmen: LOLOLOLOLOL

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.
"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"
Word of the Day on June 17, 2026
Jenny got in more trouble after being arrested because she had priors.
priors by Jermaine Young. October 14, 2008
Word of the Day on June 16, 2026