Harry Pooter 

A porn version of Harry Potter.

Chapter 7: Harry pulled out his broom stick and started slapping Ron in the face as Ron says, "Here, let me take off my pants so you can so you can have at my anus..."

Me: Oh damn, I thought it was "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets," but its actually "Harry Pooter and the Anus of Secrets."

Harry Pooter by BQ/BC August 29, 2009

Harry Pooter 

A slang term for a woman with a hairy vagina.

That hippie girl is a real Harry Pooter!

Harry Pooter by Big Poppa Chump November 15, 2004

Hairy Pooter

What Harry Potter was really looking for... also makes for some great porno titles - i.e. Hairy Pooter and the Order of the Penis or Hairy Pooter and the Full-Blood Prince Albert

See also muff,cunt,bearded clam,cooter,twat,snatch gash,bearded taco,fuckhole,cum depository,meat wallet,peach,stench trench,parking spot, and tampon socket.

Fuck that, I will never read Harry Potter, just give me some of that hairy pooter and we'll call it even.

I told the bitch she had a hairy pooter and she shaved it for me.

Hairy Pooter by Boris Yeltsin January 27, 2006

Harry Pooper 

Harry Potter pooping

hay look it is Harry Pooper pooping

Harry Pooper by HEEHOO BANAN July 12, 2020

Harry Pooper 

When the female is lying naked on her back and the male riding a broomstick charges into her, shoving the broom up her butt while screaming "FOR GRYFFINDOR!"

Example 1: I gave my girl a Harry Pooper once and now anytime she hears the Harry Potter theme music she clenches up while yelling “No Hagrid, NO!

Example 2: I refused to tell my boyfriend that "he’s a wizard" during sex so while I was sleeping he gave me a Harry Pooper...I still have splinters.

Harry Pooper by CharmingDanger June 15, 2018

Hairy Pooter

A hairy or otherwise haired bum.

Gosh, have you seen that girl Elizabeth lately? She has a hairy pooter! She should shave her arse!

Hairy Pooter by tommi2 spaghetti August 26, 2019

Hairy Pooter

Another word for a vagina, but used in sentences about Harry Potter.

GUY 1: I wanted to talk about Harry Potter, not your Hairy Pooter

Hairy Pooter by Papasmurf2 May 31, 2020