Harry Hardon
Harry Hardon by de-pube December 5, 2020
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happy harry hard on
When someone takes a shit on someone's chest, in the shape of a smiley face, while sporting a raging boner.
happy harry hard on by Elvis Cotner March 19, 2014
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Harry hard-on doesn't like to be kidnapped, and placed in the radio station as a joke. To him and DJ, it's a grave insult.
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Playing the Hairy Harmonica
Eating a girl out
Playing the Hairy Harmonica by Banjo and cassius August 5, 2008
Hairy Harmonica
When you grab a girls snatch, press the folds together tightly & blow through them. If a shrill sound is produced, you pretend you are Van Morrison playing her Hairy Harmonica.
The girl can also play this instrument herself by puckering her flaps & queefing.
The girl can also play this instrument herself by puckering her flaps & queefing.
Hairy Harmonica by Ash-the-great-1 November 2, 2008
playing the hairy harmonica
To entertain by blowing the incredibly popular folk instrument that, characteristically, has two lip plates enclosing a long fipple, two holes - but only one ever fingered - and a wail switch. Skilled players use lip, tongue and mouth movements to create ecstatic music out of some lucky woman. (NB - in most countries you must be a least 16 years of age to play.)
"I have a young music student that has requested I show her how I go about 'playing the hairy harmonica'. Although I am a Professor of Music and expert flautist I am unfamiliar with this exact instrument. Can someone offer advice?"
"Yeah, bud - hold your breath in the wind section."
"Yeah, bud - hold your breath in the wind section."
playing the hairy harmonica by Gabbro June 22, 2018
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