Harry Hardon 

A reference to one's penis.

That's Sir Harry Hardon to you, arse wipe.

Harry Hardon by de-pube December 5, 2020

happy harry hard on 

When someone takes a shit on someone's chest, in the shape of a smiley face, while sporting a raging boner.

Tonight I'm gonna introduce your sister to Happy Harry Hard On.

happy harry hard on by Elvis Cotner March 19, 2014

Harry hard-on 

Harry hard-on is a gorilla. He lives at the zoo.

Harry hard-on doesn't like to be kidnapped, and placed in the radio station as a joke. To him and DJ, it's a grave insult.

Harry hard-on by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 7, 2020

Playing the Hairy Harmonica 

Eating a girl out

If you need an example of what Playing the Hairy Harmonica is you shouldnt be on this site.

Playing the Hairy Harmonica by Banjo and cassius August 5, 2008

Hairy Harmonica 

When you grab a girls snatch, press the folds together tightly & blow through them. If a shrill sound is produced, you pretend you are Van Morrison playing her Hairy Harmonica.

The girl can also play this instrument herself by puckering her flaps & queefing.

Bill Clinton got caught with Monica....playing her hairy harmonica.

Hairy Harmonica by Ash-the-great-1 November 2, 2008

playing the hairy harmonica 

To entertain by blowing the incredibly popular folk instrument that, characteristically, has two lip plates enclosing a long fipple, two holes - but only one ever fingered - and a wail switch. Skilled players use lip, tongue and mouth movements to create ecstatic music out of some lucky woman. (NB - in most countries you must be a least 16 years of age to play.)

"I have a young music student that has requested I show her how I go about 'playing the hairy harmonica'. Although I am a Professor of Music and expert flautist I am unfamiliar with this exact instrument. Can someone offer advice?"
"Yeah, bud - hold your breath in the wind section."

playing the hairy harmonica by Gabbro June 22, 2018