Harris Boys
A school situated around Peckham Rye where the Headteacher has had enough, the Vice Principal gives you negatives for not walking on the left side of the staircase, and 70% of the school are roadmen. The others are posh pricks who read books everywhere they go and have 5 badges on their blazers. The school is so poor they have to use plastic cutlery. Most of the good teachers have left the school because of how shit it is and now we’re stuck with the ones that are only in it for the money. Not naming names but *cough cough* Miss De Cos. The PE teachers stink and *cough cough* Mr Belcher is bulking. They complain at us for trying to wear warm clothes in the winter when they stand at the side in 5 puffer jackets and 3 pairs of Adidas trackies. The isolation room fucking stinks of sweat and piss. Mr Delsol hates children and fucking wants them to starve and die. The unseasoned cabbage Miss Stewart’s voice sounds like she got ran over by a bunch of fucking frogs and she swallowed them all. I hope your child gets aborted u bitch. How dare u give me minus four for sneezing? Suck your marjarae. Kmt. Fucking shit school. Hope it gets bombed by Al Habeeb. Fucking why can’t a tornado hit our fucking school? I’m fucking done. Absolute bollucks.
Person: What school u go?
Me: Harris Boys Academy East Dulwich, where teachers finger each other in the toilets and students want to kill themselves.
Me: Harris Boys Academy East Dulwich, where teachers finger each other in the toilets and students want to kill themselves.
Harris Boys by Harris Boys Student KMT August 9, 2019