Harold Shipman

Hero to all real scousers!

There's only one Harold Shipman,
one Harold Shipman,
Scousers gives thanks,
cos he only kills Mancs,
Walking in a Shipman Wonderland

by Monty Panesar May 15, 2006

dr harold shipman

known killer of at least 200 old people with the real estimate much higher and unknowable.
This was the first and real rationalisation program in the UK NHS (national health service) a product of Tory and Labour mismanagement accumulating in psychopaths running and extinguishing human life - thanks thatcher, thanks tony blair and thanks gordon

"What are we going to do with this old fart" asks DR A
DR B replies "I guess we're going to have to do a dr harold shipman"
Dr A replies "hmm, that or get the porters to dump them down to xray for a 'photo'"

the term and name dr harold shipman is sometimes interchangeable with the name crisis management or oh dear what are we going to do with another old f88****88w888s8er

by aNHSworker May 2, 2008

Dr Harold Shitman Maneuver

A fetish maneuver executed during, after or before intercourse. Developed by Dr Harold Shitman, the Shitman Maneuver is where one stands on ones head (or in an up-side-down position) and shits on their own balls. Then, ones sexual partner can either lick it off, play with it, or rub their own genitalia on it.

I pulled out a Shitman last night in the bedroom - i am now getting a divorce.

The Shitman Maneuver requires balance, poise, and many rolls of paper towel.

I lose my shit over the Dr Harold Shitman Maneuver.

by HaroldShitman October 5, 2009