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Abdullah Hariff 

An absolute unit. A perfect specimen. Giant gonads. Peak performance.
Guy from Overport: I wish I was Abdullah Hariff but I'm just a guy from Overport
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An extremely nice and good looking person. An hgriff cares about gettin his/her family and friends all the hook ups.
Awww thanks John! your'e such an hgriff !
hgriff by Itshitzyabitch March 14, 2017

hot like harif 

adj. Drop-dead gorgeous (harif is a sharp spice that Israelis enjoy eating with their falafels & hummus). Note: should be pronounced with a guttural-sounding "H" for dramatic effect.
Hey motek, has anybody ever told you that you are hot like harif?
hot like harif by The Raging Bull August 29, 2005
Haniff is a versatile word that can be used as a noun, verb or adjective.

When used as a verb, to haniff means to do an activity or task with extreme detail and precision. It is often used to connote and underlying insanity when executing a task.

When used as an adjective, something that is haniff describes an object that has been over-used and over-worked until it has lost it's function; has been worn down to a point it is beyond repair.

When used as a noun, to call someone a Haniff means the person is a genius and a perfectionist but also implies that they're intelligence comes from being borderline insane that is a direct result of their curious and hyper-meticulous nature.
Verb:

Can you stop doing all this haniff? We do not have much time left for this assignment and you are starting to scare the kids!

Adjective:
This car is becoming very haniff. It is almost 20 years old is starting to scare the kids!

Noun:
My new intern is such a Haniff, his intelligence amazes me and his attention to detail impressed me. However, when he fixates on minor issues, he seriously stars to scare the kids!
Haniff by KobeFish January 12, 2019

Hairffiti 

Graffiti using hair. Predominately carried out by females in the shower. Most common forms of patterns being swirls and attempts to write initials with one strand of hair.

Markings of this nature are usually met with disgust from next shower user
Housemate A: AAARRRGGGHHH who keeps sticking their disgusting fucking hair to the wall in the shower?
Housemate B: Ah that's my hairffiti!! Took me AGES to make that perfect swirl
Hairffiti by Snipperino April 27, 2015

Harified 

Nerding the shit out of spreadsheet so that normal people can't read it. Also known as ramming the sheet.
That spreadsheet was harified. This sheet has been rammed.
Harified by 119wrestle March 31, 2022