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Hard-Narrow Skepticism

A stance that calls itself skeptical but operates as a dogma inverse to naive belief. While healthy skepticism questions extraordinary claims with open, provisional, self‑correcting methods, hard‑narrow skepticism—often called “pseudoskepticism” by critics—applies doubt asymmetrically, arbitrarily, and militantly. Its adherents demand rigorous evidence (preferably double‑blind RCTs, meta‑analyses) for anything outside the materialist, naturalist, reductionist paradigm, yet never apply the same scrutiny to their own underlying beliefs: e.g., that science can answer all human questions, that non‑physical phenomena do not exist, or that Western epistemology is superior. Pseudoskepticism is marked by contempt for philosophy (especially epistemology and philosophy of science), confusion between science and scientism, rhetorical use of Occam’s razor to dismiss alternatives without examination, appeal to scientific authority as final truth, and personal attacks against dissenters, calling them “trolls,” “deniers,” “relativists,” or “charlatans.” In practice, the hard‑narrow skeptic does not investigate—he already knows what is “pseudoscience” and acts as an inquisitor, not an inquirer. It parodies skepticism by transforming it into a faith in disbelief.
Hard-Narrow Skepticism Example: “A hard‑narrow skeptic stated, ‘Telepathy is impossible because it violates the laws of physics.’ When asked if he had read the Ganzfeld studies, he replied: ‘That’s pseudoscience, I’m not even going to waste my time. You’re delusional.’ He refused to look at the data and blocked the interlocutor.”
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