Hard Bastard

When you take a tequila shot, squirt some lemon juice into your eye, and then snort a line of salt.

"bro, you're way to much of a pussy to do the Hard Bastard"

by Simple-town Representative August 29, 2020

hard bastard

Someone you don't wanna fuck with. Someone who eats nails for breakfast (without any milk).

"Man, Skyler is one hard bastard."
"What did he do?"
"He tore this guy's face off with his bare hands for looking at him funny."
"Damn, he is a hard bastard."

by elbow ed July 10, 2014

Double Hard Bastard

Somebody who does something painful just because what the fuck.

Yo man, did hear about Matt? He got his PTEROSAUR lazered off without using general anaesthetic, just because WHAT THE FUCK. Matt is a double hard bastard.

by AlanDW June 18, 2011