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Happy as a clam 

Joyful and contented, happy with life as it is because who doesn't want to be a vagina?
I've finished all my papers for the next 3 days, now I can go surfing. I'm as happy as a clam!

Dude: "You seem really chuffed with life and comfortable in your own skin."
Other Dude: "Hells yeah! Man, I'm as happy as a clam!"
Happy as a clam by defyNING November 5, 2013

happy as a clam 

Im as happy as a clam because i hit a tree today.
happy as a clam by sandra5645489 December 30, 2007

happy as a clam

Means extremely happy and contented.
The students were happy as a clam when they found out that December Break is close.

as happy as a clam

She was as happy as a clam at high tide, basking in the sunshine after her successful presentation.

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026