Hannibal Lickter Share definition Flag A serial ass kisser at work who is incompetent and can only survive be licking the bosses butts. That dude is cool, but turns into Hannibal Lickter as soon as the Sales Manager enters the room. Hannibal Lickter by pridestillmatters September 15, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the Hannibal Lickter mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch