Hannah M.

A poor in-midst-mid-age-crisis white woman who got rick rolled by a local guy in hong kong whose not even as familiar as western culture as her.

Hannah M. dumped a super cute and honest 178cm not buffed hk guy for that cocky hk shortie whose sole purpose of existence is to mock her life for good.

Hannah M. by HanSam Lee September 19, 2018

Hannah M.

A poor in-midst-mid-age-crisis white woman who got rick rolled by a local guy in hong kong whose not even as familiar as western culture as her.

Hannah M. dumped a 178cm cute guy just for this hk shortie whose sole purpose of existence is to mock her life for good.

Hannah M. by HanSam Lee September 19, 2018

Hannah M 

Hannah is the most beautiful girl in the world. She is an amazing girl who loves her friends and would be the perfect person to start a family with. She is the most perfect person in the world.

Hey Zack, isn't that Hannah M, girl perfect? Yeah Sam, I want to marry her!

Hannah M by 864thatgirl December 15, 2016

Hannah M 

A girl who likes hamilton songs and is always pissed off.

Charlie: Hi Hannah M

Hannah M: can we kick him pls

Hannah M by HotManAss36 August 3, 2018

Hannah M 

You can see her everyday but you just never know what you’re gonna get. She’s a girl who’s extremely difficult to figure out you dk what she wants and she won’t admit it but neither does she. Someone who gets angry over anything and crashes out then says that they don’t have any issues. Just a girl who yk is. Her taste in men has improved and is currently talking to the man of her dreams (Her mum pays him to talk to her)

E: Hannah M is annoyed at me today
H: What did you do man it’s everyday ur always arguing
E: Nothing yk i did nothing

HM: Fuck you

Hannah M by Harzoot April 26, 2025

Hannah M. Ahs

A poor in-midst-mid-age-crisis white woman who got rick rolled by a local guy in hong kong whose not even as familiar as western culture as her.

Hannah M. Ahs recently dumped a 178cm super cute and honest but not buffed australianized hk guy for this cocky hk local shortie who sole purpose of existence on earth is to mock her life for good and undermine her dignity.

Hannah M. Ahs by HanSam Lee September 19, 2018