Person 1: My friend approached Hank and they died
Person 2: can’t have friends in Nevada 💀
Person 1: also why is the sky red
Person 2: CAN’T HAVE SHIT IN NEVADA
Person 2: can’t have friends in Nevada 💀
Person 1: also why is the sky red
Person 2: CAN’T HAVE SHIT IN NEVADA
by LUM1N0S1TY July 23, 2023
When you adamantly tell your friends that you will order a dog cage at the Trump International Hotel & Tower Chicago to put your girlfriend in and weeks go by but you definitely didn't put your girl in a dog cage.
To make extravagant promises to your boys in the group thread and then not follow through at all.
To make extravagant promises to your boys in the group thread and then not follow through at all.
Henry was straight hanking us the whole time. That dude was never going to do that. Such a fake blam
by DJUnion March 20, 2019
Slang for heroin back in the 60's and 70's. Mostly used to be able to talk about the drug in public or on the phone. "Hey, if I come over is hank going to be there?"
by NorcalLuv December 15, 2012
Back in the Golden Ages, Hank was a relatively strong person. He was able to chop down trees in one Mighty blow. After idoling his ability, the word Hank was created. It can be used in many different situations, such as compliments, definition of strength, etc, etc. If you can use it, it can be done. Verb, noun, plural function, Conjuncted monkey scratcher, whatever.
1. Dude, you're so hankin.
2. See that guy who punched the little Mexican? He's hankin. <--- That would be a strength term.
3. I just hanked my mom in the face. <---I honestly have no clue, but it works anywhere.
2. See that guy who punched the little Mexican? He's hankin. <--- That would be a strength term.
3. I just hanked my mom in the face. <---I honestly have no clue, but it works anywhere.
by SuRReaL August 3, 2004
always has a GIANT penis! but isn't a douche, very loving, GREAT kisser, nice, cool, and can totally PARTYY, and is hilarious and can always lightin the mood.
by browder July 3, 2011
Hank is a spherical mass of ice and rock visible from earth only through a telescope. Appropriately 1/5 the size of the Earth's moon, Hank was considered the 9th planet in our solar system until recently when it was announced that Hank is in fact just something out there orbiting in the distance.
Good morning Hank, its tuesday
by GiraffeLove January 26, 2013
by Jimineze November 29, 2007