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Hanke
fattest jew known to man is what you call "Hanke" People. Fat, mass teams all the time, and is such a bitch that harasses people over their gone girlfriends.
Hanke by Arkrextamer December 19, 2025
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hanked • hankerin' • hankey • Hanke! • HANKER • hankering • hankey pankey • Hankenstein • hankel • Hankelford
August Hanke
The most amazing girl in the whole entire world! Anyone who comes in contact with such a girl will instantly fall in love. Find someone with this name and never let them go!
August Hanke by dougie369 October 14, 2011
left-handedness
Approximately 10% of people are left~handed, also referred to as southpaws. Ambidextrousness occurs in approximately 30% of people.
Oftentimes in school, natural left-handedness is discouraged for the sake of convenience~how awful! Having left-handedness is rare.
left-handedness by Starchylde June 14, 2016
Black Handed
Tyrone was caught black handed for trying to steal the bait car.
ShaniQua was caught black handed for shoplifting a wig.
ShaniQua was caught black handed for shoplifting a wig.
Black Handed by Jeronleow April 12, 2020
Hakers
a term which stupid people use to label ONCEs (twice's fandom) every time they lost in Choeaedol. a stupid term to use to accusse a fandom hAcKiNG
Hakers by once HAKERS July 1, 2020
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trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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