Hands off my squirrel food Share definition Flag A phrase you say to a bitch (or to a guy if ur a fag) meaning for them to not touch your nuts. No bitch you cannot suck my dick tonight. Hands off my squirrel food. Hands off my squirrel food by Money MT May 19, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the Hands off my squirrel food mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch